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Heavendweller -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/16/2008 6:53:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: redeemedsaint

They have to accept Jesus as Lord before his blood will cover them.

Yeah, but who is able to send missionaries to planet X, Y, or Z millions if not billions of miles away? And even if it could be done, who would be able to afford such a task?

Right about now, I'm hearin' the X-files tune....The truth is out there.

Heavendweller



SonInMe1 -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/16/2008 9:21:11 PM)

The Pope is an ET.

Duh.



Soxfan -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/17/2008 8:10:06 AM)

So...Can you "wire" in your indulgences from the planet Zolton? [;)]

I always thought Obi Wan Kenobe was moonlighting as a priest.

I know that the RCC's numbers have been dropping, so I guess the pope needs to find some new members anywhere he can.

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Right about now, I'm hearin' the X-files tune....The truth is out there.


Actually, I thought it was the song "They're Coming to Take Me Away"



Judah1966 -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/17/2008 7:35:25 PM)

They have to accept Jesus as Lord before his blood will cover them.

They cant I believe they are fallen angels not aliens that being so it is too late for them they are already forever lost.[:o]



Lurker -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/17/2008 10:49:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Soxfan

So...Can you "wire" in your indulgences from the planet Zolton? [;)]

I always thought Obi Wan Kenobe was moonlighting as a priest.

I know that the RCC's numbers have been dropping, so I guess the pope needs to find some new members anywhere he can.

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Right about now, I'm hearin' the X-files tune....The truth is out there.


Actually, I thought it was the song "They're Coming to Take Me Away"




Actually, we just gained about 30,000 new members in one day the other day when a large group of the Chaldean Orthodox came into communion with Rome. And I heard that a good chunk of the Anglican communion have asked to come into communion with Rome as well. I think they're bringing in about 300,000 new people to the Catholic Church. :)

Plus there's thousands of people like me, who've researched, prayed, and were guided to the Catholic faith as well. :) I think that Rome's actually doing well for members. Not to mention the fact that seminaries are now reporting high enrollment rates following Pope Benedict's visit to the US. :D



MyCatSmokey2006 -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/17/2008 11:11:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Judah1966

They have to accept Jesus as Lord before his blood will cover them.


Especially if they're Romulans, Klingons or the Borg! [:D]



DaveW -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/19/2008 12:47:32 PM)

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I always thought Obi Wan Kenobe was moonlighting as a priest.
No - that was Beka Valentine's brother Rafe.

Wayist Monk my eye.....



DaveW -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/19/2008 12:48:37 PM)

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They have to accept Jesus as Lord before his blood will cover them.
Especially if they're Romulans, Klingons or the Borg!
How about the Magog?



WesP -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/20/2008 9:37:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ps103

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ORIGINAL: WesP

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ORIGINAL: redeemedsaint

They have to accept Jesus as Lord before his blood will cover them.


Do ya reckon they sin, since they are not in the lineage of Adam and Eve? [8D]


That is the point of Perelandra, Wes--it is like Earth, but without the Fall. Read it--it is pretty neat.


I think I will. Thanks, ya'll!!! [:D]



ObviousLee -> RE: Pope declares astronomers and ET's covered by the blood of Jesus! (5/20/2008 10:05:58 AM)

Of course this gave George Noory of "Coast To Coast" ammo to keep his ratings up for his show. He brought in a guest who turned the statement into the usual one-step-away from UFO disclosure. This time statements were made like; the declaration was on the same day as the first report of a UFO (in 18 hundred and something), and the sightings of the Virgin Mary were UFO encounter cover ups.



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