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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 8:54:15 AM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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Sorry I upset your finger.  Maybe. A little.
Oh, why lie about it?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
See how I read silently and didn't come back for more than a 25 posts? Do you feel significantly punished? Hurt?
What? You didn't even notice I was gone?
Well! That really offends me!
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, there are things that you will only be able to learn by the weakest among us, and when you snuff them out, you are the one that loses." ~~Gianna Jesson, 1977 LA, CA, saline abortion survivor
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 8:59:36 AM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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Hey, at least Poptarts have enough presence to hurt your sweet-sensitive teeth! That's gotta count for something! I don't know what, but something!
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 10:12:28 AM
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SonInMe1
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After properly prepareing your poptart by lightly browning them in the manufacturer accepted toaster, while still hot, butter the flat side.
Makes em good....
or deep fry them
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 11:01:24 AM
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monamie
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After properly prepareing your poptart by lightly browning them in the manufacturer accepted toaster, while still hot, butter the flat side.
Makes em good....
or deep fry them
As a nutritionist, that DEEPLY offends me..........except for the butter part. As long as you don't use margarine.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 11:04:30 AM
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After properly prepareing your poptart by lightly browning them in the manufacturer accepted toaster, while still hot, butter the flat side.
Makes em good....
or deep fry them
As a nutritionist, that DEEPLY offends me..........except for the butter part. As long as you don't use margarine.
Margarine is evil. Pure evil.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 1:38:17 PM
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SonInMe1
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As long as you don't use margarine.
Seriously...margerine is bad for you? I eat a low fat margerine...is that worse for you than butter...?????
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 1:39:01 PM
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Qtman
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I love my new teeth. The old ones offended me. Never could get the wood sanded enough and kept getting splinters in my gums.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 2:48:04 PM
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phosadaud
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I'm offended that I just fininshed off the can of Pringles I bought Friday night.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 2:50:05 PM
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Kath
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As long as you don't use margarine.
Seriously...margerine is bad for you? I eat a low fat margerine...is that worse for you than butter...?????
Yes, seriously, margarine is bad for you. I can't remember why but I hope Mona explains it.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/17/2008 3:12:25 PM
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manda59
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Love the corrected spelling there Kath! lol
Not all margarine is bad for you. I think Flora is just fine, no or virtually no trans fats.
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RE: The easily upended - 8/17/2008 3:17:25 PM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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It offends me that I am allergic to all cow's milk products, so I have to use margarine. I use either Organic Smart Balance 100% vegan margarine (it has no whey) or Benecol. Are they bad? If they are, that really offends me.
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RE: The easily upended - 8/17/2008 10:16:11 PM
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SonInMe1
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I spelled it the way Son did.
Now, doing what I do is a very dangerous practice. I am offended anyone would take my example...and use it.
Lets say margarine isn't very good for you...ok. Is butter better? Butter is like calories mixed with grease and cholestorol.
I use Brommel and Brown margarine because its low fat and tastes somewhat butter like. Gee if I can't have margarine I might just as well start eating sawdust and cardboard.
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RE: The easily upended - 8/17/2008 10:28:18 PM
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phosadaud
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A world without butter is just plain offensive.
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RE: The easily upended - 8/18/2008 12:18:46 AM
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I think people easily offended upended need to watch and learn from The Three Stooges. I suppose I just think everyone should have a little more of the Stooges in their life.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/18/2008 8:37:31 AM
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monamie
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ORIGINAL: Kath
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As long as you don't use margarine.
Seriously...margerine is bad for you? I eat a low fat margerine...is that worse for you than butter...?????
Yes, seriously, margarine is bad for you. I can't remember why but I hope Mona explains it.
Read the list of offensive ingredients. Real butter (especially made from raw cream) has the fats and enzymes your body needs. One of the many benefits is the natural lecithin it contains, which helps lower your cholesterol.
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