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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:24:54 PM   
kingdom1111


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Should I buy my own bowling shoes?


no steal them


I saw BenQuebec stealing bowling shoes, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:32:40 PM   
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Accept the left shoe as a bribe to keep you quiet. I'll keep the right one. Shh! (wink, wink).

What should I get my wife for Christmas? (Time to start saving up!)
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:35:53 PM   
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new shoelaces

what should i do for the 4th of July??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:45:07 PM   
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Burn a US flag, sing protest songs, and hold a parade of demonstrators yelling about how the US is unfair.

Who should be the next person to appear on the Wheaties cereal box?
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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 3:50:12 PM   
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Obama

How should i rally dog lovers to post in my new thread??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 5:10:33 PM   
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Tie a couple of raw steaks to your butt and run around your neighborhood until every dog in a 4 block radius is following you. Then throw flyers with a link to your thread on it and strapped to a brick, at the dog owner's house windows.

What can I do about my neighborhood kids who are being too noisy?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 5:24:07 PM   
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Tie a couple of raw steaks to your butt and run around your neighborhood until every dog in a 4 block radius is following you. Then throw flyers with a link to your thread on it and strapped to a brick, at the dog owner's house windows.


lol, i cant get that mental picture out of my my mind now!!

Bee Bee gun's work well on noisy kids!

I now have a pit bull latched on to my rear that wont let go , what to ???!!!

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 5:29:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kingdom1111

Bee Bee gun's work well on noisy kids!

LOL! Do you know this from experience??

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I now have a pit bull latched on to my rear that wont let go , what to ???!!!

Pass gas so bad that it kills the dog. He'll fall off sooner or later.

It looks like it might start raining soon. How can I stop it?

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 5:53:48 PM   
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^lol, good one

Where is your faith brother?? REBUKE IT!!!!!!!

i have a serious problem.....I like listening to Abba but im a rocker, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 6/30/2009 8:08:50 PM   
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I say put on platform shoes and go with it.

I keep thinking it's Friday cuz everyone around here is getting a few days off of work starting tomorrow. How can I reset my internal clock?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 12:47:41 AM   
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book a round the world flight going backwards (W to E) around the earth till you feel in sync. Make sure the plane faces backwards as it flys or it won't work right.

How can I enjoy holidays off now that we're retired and don't go to work anyway?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 1:08:23 AM   
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Go all out and spend a ton of money on them. Like the 4th of July.... buy tickets to Vegas and watch the fireworks from a pent-house suite.

I'm tired, yet I don't want to go to sleep. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 9:32:55 AM   
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Stay up. Why not?

I need to get people to visit my blogs. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 11:39:21 AM   
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The same thing I do - send death threats to anyone you want to read your blog. It works like a charm.

My sister and my mom are leaving for a week (actually my mom for just a week, my sister for a month) tomorrow. I have to be the surrogate mom while they're gone. What should I cook for my little bro and dad?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 1:20:22 PM   
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Beans and wieners. That will give them all the "fuel" they will need to get them through the day.

I'm thinking of doing a bible study. What should the topic be?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 3:04:33 PM   
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"How to become a dead martyr in your spare time" It's a really hot topic in middle class America.

should I clean house or go swimming?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 4:11:21 PM   
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Do both...take your furniture in the pool with you so you can swim and clean at the same time.

my coworkers are brawling today, what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 6:28:17 PM   
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place a bet on the one you think will win

I want to go out...but, it looks like rain--should I go?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 8:22:27 PM   
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Of course! Go out with the rain. Don't be prejudice.

I need to clean house. What's the fastest way to do that?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 8:42:04 PM   
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throw everything out...that's what my teen does...lol

I'm finally off to finish my laundry...what should I do after?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/1/2009 8:52:37 PM   
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Put on all the clothes you just washed and go outside in the rain and roll around in all the mud puddles.

What should I use to wash my windows?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 12:01:51 AM   
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house windows? If you have a fluffy cat, pick her up and rub her on the windows. I hear that works nicely.

Should I change my hair color?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 1:28:24 AM   
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no just shave it off and pierce your nose

dh is asleep and I'm bored. should I go outside and help Cat chase squirrels?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 5:00:15 PM   
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I don't see the harm in it. In fact, catch a few and grill them outdoors. When anyone asks what you're grilling, smile and tell them.

I'm struggling with practicing piano. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 7:00:00 PM   
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quit, who needs that kind of hassel anyways!

im really sore from running yesterday, what can i do about it??

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