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RE: Bad advice - 7/10/2009 5:35:16 PM   
kingdom1111


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have your family spit in your eyes and pray for healing.

How can i get still4gvn to give up the cat thing and buy a puppy instead

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RE: Bad advice - 7/10/2009 9:15:17 PM   
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actually, Cat doesn't mind dogs that are quiet, respectful and deferential. So to answer the question, I'd be happy to get a puppy if someone will walk it several times a day and pick up the poop, train it not to jump on people bark or slobber, give it baths and keep it company when we're away.
(if I lived in the country I'd love to get a big dog)

how do I handle a friend who's always verbally putting herself down?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/10/2009 10:11:54 PM   
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Just tell her she's probably right in all her accusations and she'll get over it.

Lately I haven't been able to get on AIM or Facebook without someone wanting to chat with me...and finally it's gotten really annoying. How can I make the message clear to my friends that I really don't want to talk to them right now?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 10:47:29 AM   
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defriend them

how can we convince the WA gov to install wifi by all the beaches so I can sun myself and surf?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 1:12:43 PM   
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lay on the capital lawn and cry for hours...that ought to do it

I want to go somewhere on vacation...should I go alone or take someone with me?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 1:16:13 PM   
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Ooow!! Oooow!! Take me with!!

^ That was quite possibly the "baddest" advice on this whole thread yet! LOL!!

Should I buy new tires for my car?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 1:33:04 PM   
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(Ok...I'll swing by your house on my way south I always go south on vacation...hope you don't mind.)

No...just get as many of those tiny "donut" tires as you can and use those. You can "borrow" one from each of your friends or family and never give them back...I call that affordable!

When I go on vacation...should I take Greyhound, Amtrak or hitchhike?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 2:04:20 PM   
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quote:

(Ok...I'll swing by your house on my way south I always go south on vacation...hope you don't mind.)

LOL!! No, I don't mind.

Hitchhike... definitely! That way someone else can pay for the trip.

Where is the best place to go on a good sight-seeing vacation?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 2:23:35 PM   
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watch TV, best views.

my pizza is here what to do??

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 4:07:54 PM   
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Watch it get cold.

I really want to go on a mission trip with a certain organization, Awe Star, and I want to convince one of my friends to go with me. How can I twist his arm?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 4:14:53 PM   
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Grab him by the wrist and turn it very hard one way or the other.

What can i do to pass the time today at work?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 7:02:51 PM   
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call all your friends and family long distance...I'm sure your job won't mind when they see it on the phone bill... throw in some 900 numbers if none of your friends are home.

I just got home from the store 5 minutes ago...and I'm already bored. What should I do now?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 7:10:32 PM   
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Do what I do when I'm bored....absolutely nothing.

We just dissected a clam at my house, and it kind of ruined my appetite. How can I regain it?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 7:12:50 PM   
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Order all of your favorite foods and have it delivered to your house...then hand the bill to someone else.

I might go out tonight...where should I go?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 7:47:12 PM   
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To a dark, dark alley in the back of the city.

I want to buy a new CD but am worried that I'll run out of money. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 9:27:17 PM   
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Stand outside the CD store with a sign that says "Will work for CD" and hope someone takes pity on you and just buys it for you.

I want to go swimming, where should I go?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 9:43:09 PM   
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Pan Am pool. It's awesome there. It'll close in 15 minutes so better get there fast.

I want to get a dog....one that will worship me unlike my cat. What kind should I get?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/11/2009 10:17:56 PM   
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Get a chihuahua. You can hang it on your arm like Paris Hilton and it will yap at you all the time. It will worship you, no doubt about that. *snickers*

I'm trying to like this song, but I can't. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 8:04:11 AM   
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Play it all day and night, until your ears feel like they will fall off. You're bound to at least have some sort of sentimental value attachment to it by then.

What can I do today that will be interesting and fun?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 11:33:58 AM   
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Hang out on a downtown street corner and ask "What's up?" to every person who walks by...the responses should be interesting.

I'm going to church today, but I'd like to go out after...what should I do?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 12:55:36 PM   
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Tell everybody in church to follow you to a nearby restaurant because you're paying for their dinner today! You'll probably even make a lot of new friends.

Where is the best place to get a new laptop PC?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 5:24:58 PM   
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steal one

what can i do to cool off because its so hot today?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 6:34:19 PM   
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Take all your clothes off, run out into the middle of the street, and jump head first into a huge vat of lemonade with ice cubes in it.

There are some kids outside and it sounds like they are having fun. Should I go play with them or yell at them to quiet down... or what??

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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 6:43:33 PM   
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Play the old miser and tell them (loudly) to be quiet. Bonus points if you shuffle after them with a rolled-up newspaper in your hand.

I'm tired of being bored all the time. What is something I can do that will keep me occupied until school starts?

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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 6:53:02 PM   
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Learn a new hobby. Take up cat juggling. I hear it's loads of fun.

It looks like it might rain outside. Should I close my windows?

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