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RE: Bad advice - 7/12/2009 9:31:01 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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no...leave them open, but place your indoor plants on the window sills ...then you won't have to water them this week.
should I eat all of my carry out or share some of it with a neighbor?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 11:33:33 AM
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Eat at the skid-row soup kitchen. I hear the guys that come in there are really friendly.
I need to go to the store, but I'm waiting for the repairman to show up. What should I do?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 1:56:12 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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unplug it...then throw it into the nearest river
I need new friends...where do I find them?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 1:58:41 PM
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kingdom1111
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yellow pages
i want to get rid of some friends, how do i do it??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 1:58:43 PM
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well, true story: a friend kept procrastinating about housework and prayed God would motivate her. Then she had this terrible itching and the doc said she had pin worms. besides taking the meds, she had to clean the whole house and do all the bedding and rug and furniture to get rid of the eggs.
I'm still looking for a church. went to one and really liked it, so looked at web page to check their doctrines. way off not Biblical. So how do I find a church?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 6:24:54 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Go to the airport and join one of the religious groups asking for donations there.
I walked for 2 hours in the sun and now I have a headache. How should I get rid of it?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 8:00:43 PM
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kingdom1111
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lsd
my stomach hurts from lunch what to do??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/13/2009 9:00:53 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Drink wine and whisky...your stomach may still hurt...but you won't care.
I took a nap and now I'm groggy...how do I wake up?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/14/2009 10:11:51 PM
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still4gvn
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fill the tub with ice and jump in.
what should I put on the rice I'm cooking?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/14/2009 10:21:03 PM
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I hear shoe polish is excellent with rice.
What's the best way to end or at least decrease a relationship?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/14/2009 10:42:07 PM
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still4gvn
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use reverse psychology: follow them around constantly saying you need them.
how do we entertain a 5 yr old who comes with his Mom to Bible study?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/15/2009 2:20:08 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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candy, soda pop and video games
I stayed up all night last night...how do I go to sleep earlier tonight?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/15/2009 2:58:21 PM
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still4gvn
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go to Australia - they're on your schedule.
how can I make some money part time from home legally?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/15/2009 3:22:18 PM
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kingdom1111
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Open a shooting range in your back yard.
I have a friend visiting next week from New Mexico, what should we do with him??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/15/2009 6:05:18 PM
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Make him join you in a crime spree...he'll never forget that visit.
I just cooked all day...how can I get someone else to do the dishes?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/15/2009 6:56:55 PM
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kingdom1111
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pay them.
Ok i've just planned an incredible crime spree that he'll never forget but how do we not get caught??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/15/2009 7:24:33 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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after you're done...plastic surgery to change your looks
should I watch a comedy or a serious movie tonight?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/16/2009 1:59:30 PM
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kingdom1111
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if you have two tv's watch both at the same time.
the radio is only playing slow songs today, what to do about it??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/16/2009 2:21:56 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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call the radio station--ranting and raving...I'm sure they'll change the playlist just for you.
It's really hot out..but, I need to go to the store. What should I do?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/16/2009 2:49:49 PM
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kingdom1111
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Go naked.
I'm getting sleepy, what to do??
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