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RE: Bad advice - 11/21/2009 11:12:54 PM
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m4maggie
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you should stay on CW.. in fact, pull an all nighter, answering threads and chatting.. Then. tomorrow after church and * hopefully brunch*, you should be clear headed and ready to study
How do I get darling daughter into bed and keep her there without tying her to it?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 5:10:25 AM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Bride her with cookies on her bed then when she is finally there, turn out the lights and tell her that there are Monsters under there such as from the movie Monsters Inc. 
What should I bid on Ebay?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 10:34:23 AM
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Lianna
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Everything... Something useless like those tiny mellon ballers.
How do I tell my supervisor that HR is transfering me to a different department against his wishes?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 2:08:04 PM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Tell him that you quit, that he is a lousy boss and you never wanted to work for him anyway!
How should I compliment a woman?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 3:46:18 PM
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Lianna
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Go up to any old women grab her by the waist and give her a big smooch on the lips and tell her she is beautiful with a clark gable southren drall. This work espcially well with you boss's assistant in front of your boss.
So I told my boss he is lousy boss and I never wanted to work for him anyways and he phoned HR and got them to fire me. So now what should I do for work?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 8:24:00 PM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Panhandle. 
I do not want to go to work tomorrow, what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 9:09:00 PM
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go in, but don't go to work: just stay there goofing off.
my keyboard keeps dropping the "r". how do I fix it?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/22/2009 10:29:28 PM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Start typing 3.14 each time that you need to use A R instead.
How do I get women to stop complaining on what they have to do for beauty?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 1:50:06 AM
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Tell them how hopelessly ugly they are and it's not worth the bother to put on make-up. (They'll not only stop complaining about beauty treatments...they'll probably stop talking to you altogether.)
How can I make some new friends (off the net)?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:16:00 PM
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m4maggie
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put a really racy ad in the personals column.
I spent the entire weekend doing a blitz clean on my house.. Now it's spotless.. I have five year old twins. How can I keep my house clean for more than 24 hours?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:18:44 PM
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Ship hubby and the kids to another time zone.
Should I relax after my workout or head out for a powerwalk?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:28:46 PM
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m4maggie
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powerwalk 10km.. and don't forget to not stretch before or after.. you'll feel great the next day!!
heehee.. I'm creeped out by my laundry room * it's in a back corner of my basement* and everyone's in bed except me.. how can I get my laundry from the dryer? LOL
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RE: Bad advice - 11/23/2009 10:33:15 PM
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Let is sit in the dryer overnight and get wrinkled while you chat all til the wee hours of the morning.
Now that the weather is getting cooler shall I wait until the Spring to shave down?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/24/2009 2:39:35 PM
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m4maggie
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shave your head and let your facial hair grow out of control.. after all.. heat comes out through your nose... and don't forget to not wear a hat.. the bald head acts like a solar panel! LOL
what should I feed my kids for an after school snack?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/24/2009 6:54:07 PM
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Serve them an entire bag of pure sugar.
How should I spend my week long Thanksgiving Break?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/25/2009 5:59:06 PM
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I heard it's the best time to pick-pocket at the local malls cuz they're so crowded. You can make some extra holiday money that way.
My truck keeps having problems...how to I fix it, once and for all?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 1:49:58 PM
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Trade it in for an older truck with even more mileage than your existing one!
How should I get my haircut?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 3:38:34 PM
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I think you should try to get one of those haircuts that makes you look like you got a racoon tail on your head. It's really cool. I 've seen a guy in Walmart sporting that do, and it's uber cool! LOL.
What should I do with my dog who chews every thing in sight?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 4:45:30 PM
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Lianna
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Chew the dog... then he will know it's not nice to chew things.
My manager is wearing a pink shirt and it looks funny on him but he thinks it the cat's meow and we have a big press thingy how do I get him to change his shirt before the press gets here.
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 6:25:52 PM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Tell him that Jim really likes him when he wears that shirt.
Should I shave my beard?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 8:50:34 PM
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Lianna
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No you should grow it because the ZZ top look is going to be in style next year.
What colour should I dye my hair?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 9:37:59 PM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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Grey, that way you will attract all the hippies! 
What should I do with my shoes?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 10:01:24 PM
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(Chew the dog---bahahaHA!!)
Repurpose your old shoes as desktop pencil holders.
What's the best recipe for leftover turkey?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/27/2009 10:58:54 PM
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A-Mighty-Oak
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leave it out for 5 days and then chew on it.
What should I do with my old computer?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2009 9:12:33 AM
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donate it to a church day care...they can never have enough old computer parts that they may someday put together and actually use.
How should I string my twinkly lights this year?
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